As you may or may not know, Frank hates the Packers. I think he's afraid of Clay Matthews. I don't blame him, the man's arms are bigger than my waist. By about 10 inches. Not kidding.
I'm in love with Clay. *sigh*
I'm pretty sure we should get married. Here are my top 15 reasons:
- I make a mean burger
- I'm 6th generation Packer fan (born in Fond du Lac, WI. Yes, that's a real place).
- I have thick pretty hair.
- Your mom would love me
- I make the best pie in the world
- I have excellent table manners
- You are very good looking
- I have great teeth
- You are single
- I am single
- I love watching football
- I would totally bake for your team.
- You need to eat, and I need to cook.
- My breath is always great and I have impeccable hygeine
- You could beat up my ex husband (I don't want you to, but you COULD. And I like that.)
That's all I have to say about that.